Sind Rape Jokes immer nicht-lustig? Urteile selbst

Ich hatte neulich das Problem, dass ich in einer Argumentation gern einen Rape Joke zitiert hätte, mir aber keiner einfiel.

Heute stoße ich bei Tumblr auf diese Seite.
Und auf den ersten Blick stimmts: Die meisten Rape Jokes sind so witzig wie ein Furz: Über einen tumben Bruch gesellschaftlicher Regeln hinaus ist nichts zu finden, es lässt einen schlechten Geschmack zurück und bei manchen muss man hinterher auch die Unterhose waschen.

Jedoch bei einigen, da musste ich schon kichern:

Speaking only statistically… 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.


I was gang raped by a troupe of mime artists.

They performed unspeakable acts on me.


Why does Simon Cowell cry after sex?

That’s what mace does to you.


Yesterday, I told my workmate a joke about rape and he said, “Mate, if you think making jokes about rape is funny then you’re wrong. My wife got raped and trust me, it’s not funny.”

Feeling slightly ashamed, I said, “Sorry. When did this happen?”

“Last week,” he replied.

I paused for a moment.

“Behind the bus station?”

“Yeah. Why?”

“Er… no reason.”


Warning to all men: women are using date rape drugs called blowjobs to lure men into scams called relationships.


An Englishman, a Scotsman and a black man are in jail.

The Englishman says, “I’m in for for drink-driving, but it could have been worse, I could have caused a major accident. What about you?”

The Scotsman replies, “I’m in for rape, but could have been worse, at least I didn’t kill her.”

“What you in for mate”, he asks the black man.

The black man replies, “I’m in for having no lights on my push bike, but might have been worse, it could have been night time.”


I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to hear my latest rape joke.

She said no, but I went ahead and told her anyway.


I’ve just been raped by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

Though ironically, he wasn’t wearing a mask, so I don’t know which one it was.


I got gang raped last night.

I wonder which one of the nine didn’t enjoy it.

Nach der 10. Seite muss ich aber sagen, dass ich jeden verstehe, der von den Betreibern der Site einen ähnlichen Eindruck hat wie ich von RadFems.
Es gibt sooooo hohle Leute 😦

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